Les News: David Wins AI, Nick Learns His Lesson, Beyonce Is Bigger Than Jebus?

THIS David wins American Idol.A federal court rules that the US military cannot discharge a serviceperson merely on the grounds of homosexuality. [thanks Corrie]Nick Hogan learns that real jail isn't at all as fun as it looks on Prison Break.Spike Lee posits himself as NOT an Clint Eastwood fan.He may be an American Idol but I like him better as a Guitar Hero.God understands that Beyonce is too